My nephew Mike is coming to visit!
Mike is an alcoholic ...
He has a deletion on his 22nd chomosome
that has causes him all sorts of learning, living, and hapiness disabilities.
This will be a REALLY BIG upset to my quiet solitary life in the wood with my wolf!
Hide the liquor!
Throw out the cigarrettes!
It will be a challenge to ME to be the person I think I am!
I've decided, when I pick him up from the airport,
I shall tell him that his plane crashed,
and now he is dead,
and now in Heaven!
Yes -- the middle of the Hoosier National Forest!
Mike died and went to Paradise!
We shall eat,
We shall sleep,
and sit on the porch at night.
Patrol with the dogs,
do nothing [meditate],
take long walks with the dogs,
work in the garden and the land,
and deal with our addictions and afflictions!
And every day we shall work to further perfect our Paradise!
I hope it is good for Mike --
And for me as well!
It's kind of funny ...
I have a Ph.D. in physics,
and Mike somehow got through high school.
I love his presence ...
He is totally honest ...
says exactly what he feels,
and does not judge others or the world,
he is a person with whom one can be comfortable.
He has real wisdom. I'm eager to learn from him!